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GRUMPY OLD MAN WHISKEY CLUB

Limited Edition Double-Sided Statement Coin 🔥

Made for those who don’t pretend to be nice.

This is not a polite souvenir.
This is a statement coin — created for men who’ve lived long enough to stop explaining themselves.

Crafted as a bold, double-sided declaration, this commemorative coin tells one complete story — front and back — with zero apologies.

🥃 FRONT — THE GRUMPY CODE

GRUMPY OLD MAN
WHISKEY CLUB

The front side features three hard-faced old men, staring straight at the viewer — no smiles, no warmth, no patience.

Each man raises a glass of whiskey, not in celebration, but in quiet defiance.
Wrinkled faces, clenched jaws, and tired eyes tell the truth:

These are men who’ve seen enough, heard enough, and don’t care what you think.

The engraved slogan beneath them reads:

BORN TO DRINK
AND SMOKE CIGARS

This side represents attitude earned, not learned.
A lifetime of experience distilled into one look.

👉 This is the side you show when you want the world to know:
You didn’t get grumpy for no reason.

🚬 BACK — SIMPLE PLEASURES. SMALL CIRCLE.

I LIKE WHISKEY AND CIGARS
AND MAYBE 3 PEOPLE

The reverse side presents a clean, symbolic composition:

• A crystal glass filled with whiskey and ice

• A burning cigar resting in a solid brass ashtray

• Soft smoke rising upward, calm and unbothered

No people. No noise. No explanations.

This side represents clarity.
A short list.
A smaller circle.
A better life.

👉 This is the side you show when you want to make your boundaries very clear.

🪙 CRAFTED LIKE A REAL COLLECTOR COIN

• Solid, weighty metal construction

• Polished silver-tone base with deep engraved lettering

• High-relief 3D artwork — faces, glass, cigar, and smoke are clearly defined

• Smooth, professional coin edge inspired by classic challenge coins

• Balanced contrast between realism and bold graphic clarity

This coin is designed to feel real in the hand —
Not a joke. Not a novelty.
A piece you keep.

🎁 PERFECT FOR

• Whiskey & cigar lovers

• Men with zero tolerance for nonsense

• Fathers, grandfathers, and old-school mentors

• Retirement gifts with attitude

• Anyone proudly labeled “grumpy” — and owning it

⏳ LIMITED EDITION — NO REPRINTS

Produced in limited quantities only.
Once this run is gone, it’s gone.

👉 Get yours before common sense becomes rare again.

ONE COIN. TWO ATTITUDES.

Grumpy on one side.
Honest, on the other hand.

This isn’t about being rude.
It’s about being real.

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